Laertesian Gayness

May 03

SLEPEPFKD NOW

zeedikay:

subbythetransvestite:

zeedikay:

Can someone please tell me what happened here?

You’re typing in…tongues?

I seem to do that a lot lately.

Zoe what are you talking about. What happened where

May 03

neebles:

i have reached boredom tier

Fanart Credit:

Schmemy
ivemissedsomething
cabbagecorps
trink-etbox

Except they actually make up about 99.9% of all fandoms.

So, no.

Fandoms are terrible.

May 03

flunafloon:

fedoraspooky:

adriofthedead:

robotverve:

jenkristofu:

So I didn’t know that fucking dragons existed. Just look at them. Just fucking look.

They hide under a disguise of feathers and call themselves bearded vultures. But I see through their lies.

Want one as a pet? Well they’d be $9000 dollars, but that’s hypothetical because you simply cannot have one. Also, they like to eat dead parrots and dolphins and that’s out of your budget too. Ablubblubbloo…

i want a lammergeier so badly no one has any idea

Bearded vultures are fucking badass

ONE DAY I WILL TAME AND RIDE ONE OF THESE MAJESTIC CREATURES

I AM PROBABLY SMALL ENOUGH TO DO SO

Also omg that red one it’s the bearded Trevorbird

Woah those are so majestic! O_O

May 02
  • deviantART-self: I love you all. You are my special little snowflakes. ;u;
  • tumblr-self: FUCK YOU GUYS. YOU ARE ALL FAGGOTS.
  • Skype-self: Everything is wrong with my life and I am going to passive-aggressively take it out on each and every one of you.
  • Livestream-self: HEY EVERYBODY FDGHFFHSGHG *flails*
  • irl-self: Oh, hey. how's it goin'...?
May 02
Here he is for TUMBLR

Took me almost eight hours

you faggots better like this. I DRAW FOR YOU GUYS TOO

Here he is for TUMBLR

Took me almost eight hours

you faggots better like this. I DRAW FOR YOU GUYS TOO

May 02
cooking-confessions:

No Bake Peanut Butter Bars
Ingredients
1 cup butter melted
2 cups graham cracker crumbs (use the boxed kind, or grind them in a food processor. Tiny granules.)
2 cups confectioners’ sugar
1 cup + 4 tablespoons peanut butter
1 1/2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
Directions
In a medium bowl, mix together the melted butter, graham cracker crumbs, confectioners’ sugar, and 1 cup peanut butter until well blended. 
Press evenly into the bottom of an ungreased 9×13 inch pan. 
In a metal bowl over simmering water, or in the microwave, melt the chocolate chips with the peanut butter, stirring occasionally until smooth. 
Spread over the peanut butter layer. 
Refrigerate for at least one hour before cutting into squares.

cooking-confessions:

No Bake Peanut Butter Bars

Ingredients

  • 1 cup butter melted
  • 2 cups graham cracker crumbs (use the boxed kind, or grind them in a food processor. Tiny granules.)
  • 2 cups confectioners’ sugar
  • 1 cup + 4 tablespoons peanut butter
  • 1 1/2 cups semisweet chocolate chips

Directions

  1. In a medium bowl, mix together the melted butter, graham cracker crumbs, confectioners’ sugar, and 1 cup peanut butter until well blended. 
  2. Press evenly into the bottom of an ungreased 9×13 inch pan. 
  3. In a metal bowl over simmering water, or in the microwave, melt the chocolate chips with the peanut butter, stirring occasionally until smooth. 
  4. Spread over the peanut butter layer. 
  5. Refrigerate for at least one hour before cutting into squares.
May 02

What the fuck

  • lol
May 02
May 02
Just for Milli because I told her I would
Also so some of this Once-ler bullshit gets off of my dash for two fucking seconds

Just for Milli because I told her I would

Also so some of this Once-ler bullshit gets off of my dash for two fucking seconds

May 02

briteyboxershorts:

>hear sex noises coming from parents bedroom.
>weeps self to sleep

May 02
Leon: The Professional. Why does nobody watch this movie

Leon: The Professional. Why does nobody watch this movie

May 01

yo give me some tmis

Apr 30
zeedikay:

subbythetransvestite:

zeedikay:

mangomartyr:

zeedikay:

subbythetransvestite:

zeedikay:

subbythetransvestite:

zeedikay:

GUYS.
THE LINK WORJKD.
IT JWORJKD.
HERLPH
MW E

I’LL SAVE YOU, ZEE!! 8A8 *TACKLES*


N OTEH WORKFGSDNG

Oh gosh Zoe. XD I just want to hug you


SUBYY PLS

I WARNED YOU SIS. I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE DEMONS.
(you must have salt some were… or Latin)


IYT KEESOP HAHGEENING

OH GOD ZOE NOOOOOO *SOBS*


Guys, it’s okay. I got it completely under

con…

AGHGHGHGHHEHEHEHRHHRERJDCJDFJFSJKJKLJKLSDFKL:KL:GFIOJKFK

zeedikay:

subbythetransvestite:

zeedikay:

mangomartyr:

zeedikay:

subbythetransvestite:

zeedikay:

subbythetransvestite:

zeedikay:

GUYS.

THE LINK WORJKD.

IT JWORJKD.

HERLPH

MW E

I’LL SAVE YOU, ZEE!! 8A8 *TACKLES*

N OTEH WORKFGSDNG

Oh gosh Zoe. XD I just want to hug you

SUBYY PLS


I WARNED YOU SIS. I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE DEMONS.

(you must have salt some were… or Latin)

IYT KEESOP HAHGEENING

OH GOD ZOE NOOOOOO *SOBS*

Guys, it’s okay. I got it completely under

con…

AGHGHGHGHHEHEHEHRHHRERJDCJDFJFSJKJKLJKLSDFKL:KL:GFIOJKFK

Apr 30
subbythetransvestite:

zeedikay:

mangomartyr:

zeedikay:

subbythetransvestite:

zeedikay:

subbythetransvestite:

zeedikay:

GUYS.
THE LINK WORJKD.
IT JWORJKD.
HERLPH
MW E

I’LL SAVE YOU, ZEE!! 8A8 *TACKLES*


N OTEH WORKFGSDNG

Oh gosh Zoe. XD I just want to hug you


SUBYY PLS

I WARNED YOU SIS. I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE DEMONS.
(you must have salt some were… or Latin)


IYT KEESOP HAHGEENING

OH GOD ZOE NOOOOOO *SOBS*

subbythetransvestite:

zeedikay:

mangomartyr:

zeedikay:

subbythetransvestite:

zeedikay:

subbythetransvestite:

zeedikay:

GUYS.

THE LINK WORJKD.

IT JWORJKD.

HERLPH

MW E

I’LL SAVE YOU, ZEE!! 8A8 *TACKLES*

N OTEH WORKFGSDNG

Oh gosh Zoe. XD I just want to hug you

SUBYY PLS


I WARNED YOU SIS. I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE DEMONS.

(you must have salt some were… or Latin)

IYT KEESOP HAHGEENING

OH GOD ZOE NOOOOOO *SOBS*

Apr 30

quote Black people like butter-pecan. Fact.

— My dad (via underwaterumbrellas)